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Volume 8 - Number 11
June 9, 2007
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Elderly Gentlemen An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor. After a complete examination doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back to see the doctor about a month later. The doctor examined him again and said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't said a word to my family about this yet. I just sit around and listen to all their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!" An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it to you and your wife very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and called out to his wife, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com.  
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish travel in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out to everyone free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. |
Mamie's Rich Memories Collector plates make thoughtful gifts year round. We stock Gone With the Wind, Thomas Kinkade, Norman Rockwell plates and more. Priced right- thanks! Serenquility Bath & Body Shoppe Come & check out our new fragrances for summer! Pamper Dad this Father's Day! Handsome bath & body gift items available here in Serenquility. Beloved Embroidery For the month of June - you choose which products are on sale. Choose from any item we have advertised and take 10% off the price marked. Triple Willow Gift Gallery Custom orders are our specialty! Unique beaded glassware, corsages and walking sticks made just for you. More gifts are also available in our inventory. Beans and Bears Stop by and check out all our easy to make mixes to help make meal time faster this summer. We offer scones, brownies, breads and try our new Smoothy mixes too! Free S/H for orders $35 or more. Mention your a qlea member for Free s/h. LyonZPath New Law of Attraction Gemstone jewelry and Suncatchers. Perfect for creating your dreams. PaulaWalla Imports Summer is almost here! Get "Backyard Adventures" CD and Activity Booklet and start the summer off right! And don't forget mosquito coils! Serenquility Bath & Body is a small family online business. The word Serenquility is a combination of the words "serenity" & "tranquility" (I credit my husband for this beautiful name combination). Our mission is to make the name Serenquility a state of being when indulging in bathtime. The store opened offering bath items from various dropship suppliers. Between suppliers that did not deliver, high wholesale prices and complaints of items that had no scent, I decided that I needed to take a step back and learn how to create these items myself. I opened up again a year later with products that are made fresh to order with a growing number of scents (we currently have close to 100 fragrances). Each product recipe is thoroughly researched and tweaked just a touch to make it just a little more indulgent. We test all of our products out on ourselves before selling them and we love each and every one that we make. It's been a long and slow process. While we're not enjoying a steady stream of customers (yet!), those that have tried us I am happy to say have come back for more. So come and visit us for awhile. Let us help you enter a state of "Serenqility". Visit Patricia's site at Serenquility Bath & Body Shoppe. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made ... Groucho Marx |