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Volume 8 - Number 13
July 14, 2007
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Elderly Gentlemen, Part 2 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "No, she really doesn't cook very well at all." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! She's as a church mouse." "Well, then, is she good in bed?" "I really don't know." "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" "Because she can still drive!" Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com.  The first place winner in this contest will be published in our next edition. Stay tuned. Hello! I'm Deborah Sheehy from "My Home And Garden" and the 'New Kid On The Block'! I'm excited to be a part of the QFlea neighborhood and looking forward to meeting members and visitors. I've recently closed two stores in Florida and made the decision to go cyber to keep my foot in the retail industry. It's in my blood now! I sell items for the home and garden such as Swan Creek Candles (The finest soy candle I've ever found), Australian Natural Soaps, Premier Garden Flags, Fresh Wave Odor Terminator, Garden Smiles, Omega Massage Chairs, All Weather Art, Home Decor, Christian Books and Music, and more! All the items sold on my website have been tried and true sellers in my stores. I refuse to sell something I haven't had first hand experience with. So you can buy with confidence. I have COUPONS ranging from 10% OFF for anything in the store to 25% OFF of Swan Creek Candles! Shipping is handled on a per purchase basis as I compare prices on each and every order to save the customer money. And a special fun thing I'm doing right now is auctioning off a storage unit filled with all kinds of items that were left over from closing my stores! Cabinets that retailed for about $1000 are on line starting at about $225! So you might want to check it out! I'm still adding items, so check in often by visiting www.myhomeandgarden.net and please let me know you found me through QFlea! See you soon! Are you an observant person? Do you notice little details about commonplace things? Test yourself at The Power of Observation and see how well you can answer questions about things we see everyday. |
Greyt Inspirations Quality embroidered clothing. Embroidered denim shirts, golf shirts, t-shirts, blankets, and hats. Pet-related themes. Custom orders accepted. Only quality clothing used. Serenquility Bath & Body Shoppe Serenquility Summertime Soap Sale! From now until the end of August, buy 2 soaps and get the third one free! Pamper your senses, body & spirit! My Home And Garden We're a brand new site offering Swan Creek Candles, Fresh Wave's Stinky Pet, Premier Garden Flags, Omega Massage Chairs, Australian Soaps, Garden Smiles ... Come visit myhomeandgarden.net. EmuOil4Sale.com Got sunburn! Try EMU OIL! The Carolina Weaver For distinctive, handwoven Baskets, Tote Baskets and Seasonal Weavings, visit our site. Custom designs available to suit all your decorating needs. Michigan Country Soapworks Enter a drawing to 'win a free bar of my soap. All you need to do is go to the website, email me through the contact page telling me you'd like to win and what scent of soap you'd like. Three winners chosen at random on 8/1/07. Beautiful Silver Jewelry July's gemstone is ruby. And a similar, yet deeper red, semi-precious gemstone is garnet. View our lovely designer-created garnet and silver jewelry! Two 90-year old gentlemen, Sam and Izzy, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Sam is dying, Izzy visits him every day. One day Izzy says, "Sam, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, please, you'll let me know if there's baseball there." Sam looks up at Izzy from his death bed and lovingly says," Izzy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's possible, for you I'll do this favor. Shortly after, Sam passes on. At midnight a few nights later, Izzy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Izzy--Izzy." "Who is it?, asks Izzy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" The voice responds, "Izzy--it's me, Sam." "You're not Sam. Sam just died." "Izzy, I'm telling you it's me, Sam," insists the voice. "So, Sam! Where are you?" asks Izzy. "In heaven," replies Sam. "I have some good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Izzy. "The good news is that there's baseball in heaven. Better yet, all our friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And listen, best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired." "That's fantastic," says Izzy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news? Sam replies, "You're pitching next Tuesday!" "Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?" ... unknown. |