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Volume 9 - Number 10
June 14, 2008
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10! Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com. A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race begin?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his." Sisters in Sneakers recently launched a new, unique home fitness and program designed especially for women. Sisters in Sneakers was created by a Physical Therapist and a Physical Education Instructor. The Sisters in Sneakers home fitness program is a complete at home program. The unique feature of this home fitness and exercise program is the connection with a Sisters in Sneakers fitness partner for encouragement and motivation. Exercise cards are color coded for an individualized daily workout program which can be varied day to day. An exercise resistance band is included to complete designated exercises. Since exercise alone is not enough for fitness, Sisters in Sneakers includes information on nutrition and eating right, including fat and calorie content of common foods. Inspirational messages for education and encouragement are also a part of this complete fitness program to allow the user to stay motivated to health. Visit Sisters in Sneakers at www.sistersinsneakers.com. |
Colorado Walking Sticks Personal walking sticks made to order for you. Inscriptions included.Do animals,people,just anything.You name it and I'll try to carve it. Daydreamer Crafts Christmas in July! Save 20% on Winter/Christmas themed slates at Daydreamer Crafts. Use the contact form on my site to request the discount. Serenquility Bath & Body Shoppe New! Rustic rounds of glycerin soap enriched with botanicals and skin-loving oils in 10 wonderful fragrances from Freesia & Patchouli Citrus to Champa Spice and Bamboo & Fern! The Wear-with-All - Online Boutique Prodly introducing our new line of jewelry, "SilverWare-It-Alls". Retro reborn & eco-cycled...It's All Amy's and Hot! Discover our new-found passion for twisting, turning, manipulating Eco-friendly, recycled vintage and contemporary spoons, forks and other flatware into ultra-hi-fashion, artfully-clever jewelry. Our exciting collection will keep you ahead of the fashion curve. Country Critters And More Brighten your home or office with a new silk flower grapevine or cowboy barbwire wreath. We also do wholesale orders. Beautiful Silver Jewelry Gorgeous sterling silver jewelry set with gemstones, shells, freshwater pearls. Find the perfect silver jewelry for your summer look - and also get 15% off all jewelry purchases. In the space provided on the first page of the order form, enter this voucher code: 3129081112 , then click 'recalculate' to obtain your 15% off. Best4Men Did you forget father's day? Shop now at Best4Men.com and we'll take care of it. Once your man gets the best in men's grooming he'll forget you forgot! Best4Men.com - Quick. Easy. Best. Mainely Twigs If you love Americana decor you will want to see the American Flag Quilt at Mainely Twigs! 100% cotton homespun fabric and batting for a soft snuggly quilt you will love. A middle aged woman had a heart attack. She called 911 and was immediately taken to the hospital by the ambulance that responded to her call. While on the stretcher in the Emergency Room, the woman had a near death experience. Seeing the face of God, she asked him, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, not at all. You still have another 43 years, 2 months, 8 days and 11 hours to live. Live it well." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and make a few changes. She had a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, breast enhancement, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a tractor-trailer truck. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "When I spoke to you in the Emergency Room, you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that big truck?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you!" Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. ... Oprah Winfrey. |