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Volume 9 - Number 18
November 15, 2008
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Now in it's eighth year, the QFLEA Holiday Page is in full swing. You can see it by clicking here. In each edition, we will highight a number of the vendors who are participating. Here are the next ten. Be sure to visit the holiday page to see them all. Why waste time and gas running to the mall when you can sit back and do your holiday shopping with us? 
 
 
 
 
 This is the final call for those who wish to participate in a survey regarding recipes as content in our QFLEA Shopping News. The link to participate is available here and I hope you'll take a moment to share your opinion with us. 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK ... |
Bellybutton Bears Want a Memory Teddy Bear, but need something for ALL the relatives or friends? How about Memory Bear Ornaments? I also make Memory Bears, in two sizes (16" and 12") with or without photo vests. Morgan Mailboxes & More Come see the large selection of hand painted glass sun catchers. Each one is hand stamped or inked and painted with an oil rouging techinque. The perfect small gift for friends, your mailman, newspaper delivery person and the special people in your life. Start your own collection today. Homestead Store & More Can't find that special unique one of a kind gift that you or a friend deserves? Stop at the Homestead Store - most of our gifts can be customized or personalized to suit your needs. Classic Country Quilts Guardian Angel Fiber Art. Introducing my little guardian angel sewn on every fiber art product. Quilts, table toppers, wall hangings, and stockings. May she watch over you! Tea Boutique Collection Start your Holiday Shopping today! Free S/H for Qflea Members with any order $40 or more! Mention you saw this offer here! Tea pots, specialty teas, gourmet goodies and homemade bath and body products! Wow Imports Personalized Jewelry and Fair Trade Gifts Adorn your tree and home with our unique handmade beaded Christmas ornaments, table top beaded Christmas trees or our totally amazing beaded Santa figurine. Oh My Gaudy! Boutique style in one of a kind custom made garments. We make it in your color choices, to fit your body. No two are ever quite alike, so you will not meet anyone wearing the SAME garment. All styles are available all year. We design our own patterns. A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. "Why so little"? She asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the birds cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madame". The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad". When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madame, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then they began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith"!!! Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. |