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The Virtual Flea Market
Volume 9 - Number 20
November 29, 2008
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Now in it's eighth year, the QFLEA Holiday Page is in full swing. You can see it by clicking here. In each edition, we will highight a number of the vendors who are participating. Here are the next ten. Be sure to visit the holiday page to see them all. Why waste time and gas running to the mall when you can sit back and do your holiday shopping with us? 
 
 
 
 
 Some of our favorite songs have been redone to reflect the increasing population of the babyboomers. They include: 
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again.Our upgrades of the QFLEA.com website are still ongoing. Our neighborhood pages are the latest that have been revised allowing for better navigation and highlighting our FIND process. You can see an example of how our new neighborhoods look by visiting our gift basket neighborhood or any of our other fine neighborhoods. Now that we've made the decision to include the occasional recipe in our newsletter, we need to start collecting them. We plan to include our first one for the Valentine's Day edition on February 1, 2009. Do you have a favorite recipe for that sweet celebration? If so, send it to us along with your name and home town and we may print it right here. |
Mamie's Rich Memories The Holidays are a perfect time to give a retired collector plate from GWTW, Thomas Kinkade, Avon ++. Boxed and ready for gift-giving. Toadstool Tea Parties Little girls love tea parties and Toadstool Tea Parties has the tea sets, quilts and pretty aprons that will make any tea party extra special. Shop now and receive free holiday gift wrapping and a special free gift with every purchase. Alabu Soaps Soap for that Sensitive Someone. Natural goat milk soap and natural moisturizers are exceptionally gentle and good for all skin types. Wonderful gift selection. Quilted To A Tea Is there a tea lover on your gift list? Quilted To A Tea has tea theme quilts, cozies, cards and aprons for your special tea lover. Offering free holiday gift wrapping and a free gift with every purchase. Millani's Antique Cottage We are chic, but not shabby. We feature affordable prices and specializes in one of a kind Shabby Chic/Cottage Furniture and Home Decor Ideas. A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?". The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Lots of drumsticks! An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" They all asked the farmer how it tasted. "I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!" Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play. The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?" At Thanksgiving with her folks, single Sally prayed the following, "Oh Dear Lord, I'm thankful for all the blessing in my life. And, I'm not asking for this for myself. But please send my mother a son-in-law." Using a new recipe, my wife put the turkey in aluminum foil. She had to roast it until it was brown. Twenty-four hours later, the aluminum foil was still silver. My wife is never quite sure when to take a turkey out of the oven. But, her mother is a very practical teacher. She says the minute the turkey looks like it spent four weeks at Miami Beach it's time to take it out! And after you've finished gorging yourself on a huge Thanksgiving dinner, be sure to watch one of those teeth-rattling, bone-crushing, gut-busting football games on TV. It always helps to know that someone is in more pain than you are. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them ... Walt Disney |