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Volume 9 - Number 4
March 15, 2008
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Keeping your computer screen clean is not the easiest thing to do. But you know how important a clean screen is so that you keep it well maintained and can see the content without difficulty. QFLEA wants to help. Here is a free screen cleaner that we think can be helpful in your efforts in maintaining your computer and accessories at peak efficiency. Click here for your screen cleaner, which will open in a new screen. Note: in some browsers, there might be a little icon in the lower left hand corner that you'll need to click - and it does take a moment to load. One Day on the Golf Course Arthur is 90 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I couldn't see where it went." His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try." "That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help." "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother- in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight." "Where did it go?" says Arthur. "I don't remember" Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com. PaulaWalla Imports, a Windsor, CT based online gift shop, is being featured in the March 2008 issue of "Woman's World" magazine. Woman's World is a warm-hearted weekly magazine for busy women. It includes recipes, tips for organizing the home and much more. You can find PaulaWalla featured on page 4, under "This Week's Hot Items"and you'll see the following four HOT items: Chocolate incense, coffee incense, stress relief incense and lavender heart shaped incense ... all great ways to relieve stress and add a little of the exotic to your every day life! You can visit PaulaWalla Imports at www.paulawalla.com A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. "We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes, lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box." |
Galaxy Puzzles Find the perfect puzzle for your favorite child or the child in you. Get 20% off when you use code Kids Easter until 3/29/08. Owl's Original Crafts The leprechauns are dancing jigs for the pot of gold saved on all my products for all laddies and lassies gifts. Beloved Embroidery Diaper Wallets - Taking your baby or small toddler for a quick trip is now easier than ever. Use a diaper wallet instead of a diaper bag. Gloria's Pantry It's maple season and to celebrate we're featuring the Maple Sampler box. A pint of maple syrup, a maple-apple jam, maple buttermilk pancake mix, a maple candy, a jar of maple butter and packed in a black & white "cow" print box. The Goodie Jar The Goodie Jar has a wide array of gifts for Easter and Spring! From Teapots to handmade cross stitch samplers. Place Q308 into Comment box of the order form for 10% off! Michigan Country Soapworks Try my soap for $1.00 a bar! Details can be seen on my website. A man and his wife were having some communication problems at home and they had beene giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early-morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose this test of wills), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All the teachers were reprimanded. 
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead."When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." ... Norm Crosby |