Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What should I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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Nancy is on vacation this week, so in her place, we thought we'd bring you some "nuggets" from another of the world's great comedic sources, Dan Quayle.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

courtesy of Nancy from American Indian Style Crafts

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Father's Day is Next Week

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Letter from a Taxpayer

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Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029). This brings my total payment to $3,429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an article about what the State Department paid for Duct Tape."

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