The QFLEA Shopping News
VOLUME 2005
NEWSLETTER #15


The Official Newsletter of QFLEA.com - The Virtual Flea Market for September 3, 2005

Helpful Websites for "Back to School"

School Bus Safety Tips

Live Online Homework Help

Activities for First Day of School

Adjusting to Starting High School

The National Parent Teacher Association


Nancy's Nuggets

A husband asks his wife, "If I die first, would you marry again?"

"I would be heartbroken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house would you?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's left handed!"

courtesy of Nancy from American Indian Style Crafts

MORE of Life's Little Questions

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Whats a question with no answer called?
What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?


Our Current Specials

Back to School

Ideal Impressions © End of summer sale!!!! 20% OFF Select Items NOW thru September 30!

The Ultiamte Mall All packages buy one get one free, 1 year = 2, 6 months = 1 year so forth. Also On line Crochet Magazine - All packages buy one get one free, 1 year = 2,so forth.

CraftsCaravam.com Exotic handcrafted collectibles from Thailand: Horncraved Products, Woodcarved Tablewares, Bamboomat set, Miniature Flowers/Orchids, Mini Pottery, Wall Decors, and more

Mamie's Rich Memories Decorating with antiques and collectibles makes your home unique. We offer collector plates, kitchen utensils, porcelain, pottery ++. Thanks for stopping by!

Country Meadow Creations Treat your skin to luscious handmade soap today! Mention QFLEA in the shopping cart for a FREE gift with paid order!

Almost Heaven - Sauna, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Tylo brand Steamrooms for any situation, from one and two person units to models large enough to accommodate just about any public, commercial space.


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