The QFLEA Shopping News
VOLUME 2005
NEWSLETTER #17


The Official Newsletter of QFLEA.com - The Virtual Flea Market for October 1, 2005
Our holiday specials are almost ready! This week, we highlight the next five vendors and we invite you to click through and visit them now to start planning for your holiday shopping season.
         

Interesting Websites

The Childhood Site This is a site where you can tell whether you are a child of the seventies or eighties.

The Cave of Magic One of the favorite online card tricks. See if you can figure out "how they do it"

Real Age How old are you really? Work through this questionaire to determine your "real age" and learn what you can to do "get younger".

Office Terminology What they say ... and what they really mean!

Light Bulb How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?


The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote the first son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Marvin," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Melvin," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. That chicken was delicious."


Strange Theories on Everyday Stuff

[1] Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
[2] Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
[3] Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
[4] Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
[5] Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
[6] There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
[7] Its impossible to look dignified while picking up a Frisbee.
[8] There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
[9] Everyone who has just read number two (above) has just typed it into a calculator.
[10] Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Our Current Specials

Half-Price Bookstore

Morgan Mailboxes & More Order early! The holiday rush is right around the corner. 10% off our two sites for Qflea-ers. Enter TEN in the customer code in shopping cart.

R2k Motorsports Thinking NASCAR? JH Design jackets will need to be ordered now to be here for Christmas. We also have several hats, die cast cars, and misc. NASCAR items for sale.

Country Meadow Creations Fall/Winter Glycerin Soaps are now available. Many custom scents to choose from. Mention QFLEA to receive a FREE gift with paid order.

Mamie's Rich Memories Our Norman Rockwell collector plates will add a touch of nostalgia to your home. Retired editions, in box with certificates. Thanks for looking!

Country Meadow Creations Earn a residual income selling handcrafted soap! No inventory to stock, all products dropshipped to your customer. Earn up to 40%! Become a Soapin' Sales Rep today!

Almost Heaven - Sauna, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Tylo brand Steamrooms for any situation, from one and two person units to models large enough to accommodate just about any public, commercial space.


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Final Thoughts

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead".
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