The QFLEA Shopping News
VOLUME 2005
NEWSLETTER #18


The Official Newsletter of QFLEA.com - The Virtual Flea Market for October 15, 2005
Our holiday specials are almost ready! This week, we highlight the next five vendors and we invite you to click through and visit them now to start planning for your holiday shopping season.
         

Hallowe'en Safety Tips

With Hallowe'en just two weeks away, here are a few things to consider to make it a safe and enjoyable "trick or treat" experience for you and your children.

Children should be accompanied by an adult and should wear clothing that can easily be seen at night. Retro- reflective materials are best. Be sure they trick or treat in one well-known area and not wander into unknown neighborhoods. Inspect your child's candy to make sure that no one has tampered with it. If it looks suspicious, the police should be contacted.

Children should avoid stray animals. If they were masks, they should not interfere with vision. Better yet, they can avoid masks by wearing makeup. Be sure they watch for moving vehicles when crossing streets. Your child's costume should be short enough that the child will not trip. Trick or treaters should dress appropriately for the weather and carry a flashlight. For extra safety, organize a Hallowe'en party for children in your neighborhood.


Love in the Broom Closet

Once upon a time, there were two brooms hanging in the closet. After a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding itself was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"Impossible!!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together!"


Nancies Nuggets

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it ... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
courtesy of Nancy from American Indian Style Crafts

Our Current Specials

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Sami's Scent-sational Soaps The best in handmade personal care products! Receive 20% off your order. Enter qflea20 in the voucher code area. New soaps and scents have arrived.

Country Critters And More Unique hand crafted country primitive cloth dolls, chickens, bears, rabbits, snowmen, santa's, home decor kitchen placemats, wreaths and more.

Country Meadow Creations Natural Soaps made without chemicals or synthetic fragrances, many scents to choose from. Mention QFLEA to receive a FREE gift with paid order.

Almost Heaven - Sauna, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Mr. Steam brand Steam Generators for any situation from the smallest residential space to the largest commercial space. Wholesale to the public.


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Final Thoughts

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. . . Kathy Buckley



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