Some Famous Last Words
Are you sure the power is off?
He's probably just hibernating.
I can make this light before it changes.
It's probably just a rash.
I've seen this done on TV.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
This doesn't taste right.
What does this button do?
I do.
Top 10 Signs It's Time to Join E-mailer's Anonymous
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your email on the way back to bed.
9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled
with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the
plug on a loved one.
7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in
your lap...and your child in the overhead
compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional
year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You find yourself typing "com" after every
period.com
4. You refer to going to the bathroom as
downloading.
3. You move into a new home and decide to
Netscape before you landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it
to someone.
Nancies Nuggets
The following was developed as a mental age assessment.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is person cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
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Final Thoughts
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
. . . Sam Levenson
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Thiells, New York, USA