Random Thoughts
It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past, and started blaming them on people in the future. After all, people in the future have time travel. Why aren't they coming back to help us?
Two friends were beginning a game of golf. The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one. The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the game."
A proud father phoned the newspaper and reported the birth of twins. The girl at the desk didn't quite catch the message. "Will you repeat that?" she asked. "Not if I can help it," he replied.
I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.
While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. He replied, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much."
Cat and Mouse in Heaven
A cat and a mouse died so they were sent to heaven. God told the cat that he could have anything in the world while he was in heaven. The cat thought about it and told God that he would lke a nice soft and silky pillow to lie on while he was in heaven. The cat then got his pillow. God then asked that mouse what he would like to have in heaven, the mouse replied "I have always wanted a pair of roller skates so I'll have a pair of roller skates. So God gives the mouse a pair of roller skates. After a couple of days of the Cat being in heaven with his pillow, God askes the cat how he is enjoying his pillow. The cat replies "The pillow is great Thankyou very much, and the meals on wheels was really a great touch."
Nancies Nuggets
These are real notes written by parents with the original spellings left intact.
Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
Dear school : please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping becaus i don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday.we thought it was sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last
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Final Thoughts
The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
... Sean O'Casey
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