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Volume 7 - Number 14
September 16, 2006
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Why God Made Moms "Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions... Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your Mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back. 3. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com.  Joshua Shores, 34, a Subway restaurant employee in North Platte, Nebraska., who was allegedly caught on a surveillance video pocketing the $502 he was supposed to drop into the restaurant's safe, tried to tell police and a judge in August not to worry, that he is not a thief but an undercover CIA operative and that the agency would be reimbursing the money. (He said had lost his CIA badge, he said, which is why he was working at the Subway, waiting for the agency to send him a new one.) R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked him for a piece of identification. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri. |
Almost Heaven Group - Saunas, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Tylo brand Steamrooms for any situation, from one and two person units to models large enough to accommodate any public, commercial space. The Ultimate Mall Shop at our online mall! All your shopping needs in one convenient location, bringing the mall to you so you can shop from the comfort of home. Stop by and check out the many online shops we have. Beloved Embroidery Beloved Embroidery - unique gifts and custom embroidery is offering free shipping on orders over $30.00 for the month of September. Tammy's Tender Touches Looking for hot, trendy, and beautiful jewelry? Well look no futher click here and I bet you will find what your looking for. Great prices, too! Granny's Treasure The Holidays may be here before we are ready. Get ready to make those Christmas cookies by browsing my Hallmark, HRM and Tin Cookie Cutters! Home of Bellybutton Bears Memory Teddy Bears made from your saved garment to preserve those special memories. Great for pets, special events, birth, graduation, retirement. An Occasional Chocolate Learn to make truffles and other chocolate candies that look like they came from the high end chocolate store in downtown! The Carolina Weaver Shop now for unique, hand made baskets for those hard to please people on your Christmas list. Victorian Heart Shoppe Love the Victorian era? Shop in our online stores for everything your Heart desires! Mainely Twigs Now making beautiful seasonal wreaths! Bittersweet, Rosehip, Berry Cranberry wreaths available now. Buy before they're gone. All natural wreaths fresh from the fields of N. Maine to your door! Greyt Inspirations Check us out for all your pet collars, leashes, harnesses and embroidered clothing needs. We have a large selection of totally unique and top-quality products. Donna DeVane My business has evolved as my life has changed. I started doing Pow Wows and shows, then computers and online hit the scene and I made the switch. This has allowed me to stay at home with my daughter and to support her activities while enjoying my business in my own home. My jewelry and doll creations are a direct result of my lifestyle choices. I share my joy in my creations and offer them online to enhance other's lives. My daughter gets in the act by helping to string beads and inspiration for the dolls. Since 1996 when I first started my online business I have seen many changes and met many wonderful people that would not have been in my life otherwise. The internet is a blessing for single moms, allowing a life free to pursue dreams and opportunities. Visit my site at LyonZPath Creations. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays ... Henny Youngman |