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Volume 7 - Number 15
September 30, 2006
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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she couldn't get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she didn't know why there was a football, frisbee and six-pack in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant who took her report couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. MORAL OF THE STORY: If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable. Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com. Our 2006 Holiday Special has launched. Each week we will bring you some of the vendors who are participating. Click through and see what they have to offer for the holidays! 
 I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Illiterate? Write For Help. Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70! If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Boldly Going Nowhere. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? |
Beloved Embroidery Beloved Embroidery - Remember the old fashioned 'bartering' for products? Come 'barter' with us during October and pick up some Christmas gifts at a reduced price! Greyt Inspirations With the cooler weather, cool clothing is "in". Greyt Inspirations offers "greyt" embroidered clothing and pet products. Choose from our large selection of pre-made products or custom order yours. Rockwell Collector Plates Early Christmas Gift Idea! Our Rockwell Collector Plates make thoughful gifts at Holiday time. Large selection available. Mint in box. Affordable prices too. Thanks. Almost Heaven Group - Saunas, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Mr. Steam brand Steam Generators for any situation from the smallest residential space to the largest commercial space at wholesale to the public prices. Country Critters And More We hand crafted all our country and primitive cloth dolls, chickens, bears, rabbits and home decor wreaths one at a time. We also do custom work! Award Depot Award Depot has grown from a “let’s try this and see what happens” business, run out of a house, with sales being made from the trunk of my car to a fast-growing and ever expanding business, now with two commercial retail locations. We pride ourselves on high quality products, at reasonable prices with outstanding service and our customer referrals are proof that we are doing a good job!! Lori and her mother, GiGi produce all the products in their 2400 sq. ft. store located on Jacksonville’s Southside, and Iana and Michelle take orders and greet customers at the new showroom located in a mini-mall on the Westside, allowing us to serve the entire Northeast Florida and Southeast Georgia region. In addition, our web sales are growing at a phenomenal rate. So much more than just a trophy shop, we offer a full line of gifts, awards, plaques, signs and custom personalization services, so you’ll find something for everyone! Visit us at Award Depot and get your order in for the upcoming holiday season!  Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, "Konsult Kardiologist" ... David Letterman |