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Volume 7 - Number 18
November 11, 2006
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You know you are living in 2006 when ... 1. You pull up in your own driveway and then use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of fifteen different phone numbers to reach your family of three. 5. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to your desk. 6. Your reason for not doing a better job of staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 7. You accidentally enter your password on the kitchen microwave. 8. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 9. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first twenty or thirty (or sixty) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 13. You are too busy to notice there was no #4 on this list. 14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #4 on this list. Our 2006 Holiday Special has launched. Each week we will bring you some of the vendors who are participating. Click through and see what they have to offer for the holidays! 
 It was mealtime during a flight on the airplane. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked."Yes or no," she replied.A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realizes it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck underneath. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car, walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." |
KD Novelties - Personalized Children's Books Imagine the look of your child's face when he/she reads about themselves in a story! A treasured moment! Please stop by and check out our large line of personalized books for children. Rockwell Collector Plates Holiday Gifts! Give a thoughtful Holiday Gift! Our Rockwell Collector Plates make wonderful gifts year round. Many series available. Mint in box. Affordable prices too. Thanks. Alabu Soap Is your skin dry or irritated? It could be your soap. Try our goat milk soap, esteemed for it s skin pampering benefits. Wonderful gift selection. EggCrazy.com Don't delay. Buy your personalized Christmas ornaments TODAY! Home Accents and Decor 20% off the entire store. Use coupon code 10122006 when you checkout to receive discount. Order today offer expires 12/15/2006. Sew Custom Embroidery Don't know what to get Grandpa for Christmas this year. Visit Sew Custom Embroidery to create your custom Grandpa sweatshirt. Almost Heaven Group - Saunas, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Enjoy the extra leg room and buoyancy with Round and Conical Wooden Hot Tubs available with a myriad of equipment and accessory options. Scrapping 4 Less Scrapbooking Supplies Discount Prices. We are Offering FREE SHIPPING for the holidays. Scrapping Supplies Make Great Gifts! Mainely Twigs We've been making wonderful all natural wreaths for 10 years. Come see the gorgeous Holiday wreaths we have! Unique lovely wreaths from Northern Maine to your door! Great gifts. Wow! Imports Christmas ormanents Handcrafted bead and wire wrapped flatware, salad servers & cake knives, animal figurines, piggy banks, key chains and miniature motorcycles Always Treasured Antiques & Collectibles Costume jewelry, porcelain, glass and jewelry boxes. Fast shipping, free insurance and free gift boxing for jewelry orders. Shop early for the holidays! Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.A backward poet writes inverse.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.The man who fell into an upholstery machine has fully recovered.A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small Medium at large.For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off ... Johnny Carson |