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Volume 7 - Number 19
November 18, 2006
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 BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cubicle, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. (Yes, this could be me!)SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake) Our 2006 Holiday Special has launched. Each week we will bring you some of the vendors who are participating. Click through and see what they have to offer for the holidays! 
Can you identify the celebrity whose birth name was: Lucy Johnson Robert Zimmerman Jane Alice Peters Ernest Evans Edna Mae Gilhooley |
Yonnie's Gift Baskets See our Christmas Gift Basket page and check the Christmas gift baskets and other gift items at Yonnie's. Enjoy free regular shipping on any item Alabu Soap Do You Alabu? You will notice the difference. Our soaps are cold processed goat milk soap and we also make natural moisturizers. Wonderful gift selection. EggCrazy.com Looking for a unique item for Christmas. Give a hand painted egg. Many other egg gifts to choose from. Sew Custom Embroidery Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for Grandma. Visit Sew Custom Embroidery to create your custom Grandma sweatshirt. Almost Heaven Group - Saunas, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Enjoy the extra leg room and buoyancy with Round and Conical Wooden Hot Tubs available with a myriad of equipment and accessory options. Always Treasured Antiques & Collectibles Offering vintage costume jewelry, porcelain, glass and jewelry boxes. Fast shipping, free insurance and free gift boxing for jewelry orders. Holiday sales on now! A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that he made to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!" Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com. "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ... Dean Martin. |