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Volume 7 - Number 7
April 29, 2006
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They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Visit Nancy at www.belovedembroidery.com
 Courtesy of Maryclaire Mayes from Alabu Soaps Mount Shasta, California - Joy Glassman, the 60-year-old mother of a firefighter, was charged with five counts of arson. She allegedly set the fires to help her son's career.
Pennsylvania - A bank robber was sentenced to 24 years in prison. Instead of wearing masks, he and his accomplice had thought that rubbing citric acid on their faces would somehow blur their images on the security cameras.
Redondo Beach, California - After a short chase, officer Joseph Fonteno charged the driver of a white Mazda with DUI. The car had been driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood. When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."
Vanuatu, South Pacific - The entire 300 member police department of the island nation was arrested after kidnapping a visiting politician from Australia and attempting to use the hostage as leverage in a dispute with the government concerning payment of overtime.
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EggCrazy.com Faberge style jewelry box would make the perfect Mother's Day Gift. Many other eggs to choose from. Visit us today.
The Babbling Baby Have you gotten your special gifts for Mother's Day yet? We have a huge selection of personalized shirts and gifts for Mom and Grandma.
Country Critters And More Hand crafted country & primitive cloth dolls, chickens,bears,rabbits and home decor wreaths to brighten your home and offices. We do custom work too.
PaulaWalla Imports Lullabies, A Gift for Mother, and other relaxing and uplifting CDs for Mother's Day. Free shipping on all orders over $45!
Almost Heaven Group - Saunas, Steamrooms, Hot Tubs Mr. Steam brand Steam Generators for any situation from the smallest residential space to the largest commercial space at wholesale to the public prices.
Greyt Inspirations Designer products for you and your pet. Pet collars, leashes, harnesses, embroidered clothing, embroidered blankets and much more...Custom orders welcome. Personalize yours!
Kaye Snider Emaline Brook has certainly been through many changes in the last twenty years! This gift business started in the basement of our home as just a hobby, but it quickly outgrew this location, much to my surprise! About fifteen years ago, I took a total leap of faith and had our existing shop structure built next to our home.
Our start came from the days of "country crafts" to a more refined country look, collectibles, home decor...and on and on through the years. We have constantly followed the trends, and have also added a Gift Basket section to the shop which allows us to be creative and specialize in custom designs for our customers.
Today we offer a wide variety of gifts and gift services in the shop and also from our web site. Our Handwarmer Mugs have quickly become a favorite item, as well as the ever-popular Demdaco Angels and Claire Burke Products. In the gourmet food department, you can't go wrong with the absolute best
Coffee Cakes you have ever eaten or the delicious aromatic Crown Mulling Spice!
We hope you will stop by if you are in our area of North Carolina or visit us on the web anytime!
You can visit the Emaline Brook & Gift Services at
www.emalinebrook.com
A rock group of 4 ... All are dead ... One was assassinated ... Who are they?
Answer in next edition Courtesy of Tina from R2K Motorsports "If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?" ... Anonymous. |