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Volume 7 - Number 9
May 27, 2006
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee', all the way home!"
Last week, one of my online bank accounts was compromised. Working with my bank, we discovered a password stealing virus on my computer, cleared it, closed and reopened all the bank accounts with new account numbers. I spent days calling and logging into all our accounts and updating information to continue to do online bill payment for myself, my mom and my two sons. It was exhausting. The virus was picked up from a peer-to-peer program.
If you think it cannot happen to you, you're wrong! With all the protections I have on my computer, it happened to me. I stongly urge everyone to update their anti-virus every day and run a full, all options scan, every night. If you think you're set for daily updating of your anti-virus software, you'd better check again. McAfee, for example, requires that your password be entered in order to update ... but if you've cleared your cache and your cookies, you've also cleared your password. Remember to re-enter it. After you clear your system. I went only two days without a scan and ended up with a password-stealing virus on the computer.
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
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Denise Fields A memory teddy bear is the perfect gift year round, or get a head start NOW on next year's holiday list. What better gift for yourself or a sibling than a custom memory bear made from Dad's shirt, Mom's favorite sweater, or some other special memory clothing? Parents having a milestone anniversary? What about a memory bear made from their children's clothing, or their wedding garments?
These can be personalized with family buttons, photos, stories. Contact us now, and we'll work it out - you'll be starting a family heirloom. Unpack that treasured garment and think bear....we've added PetBears and BirthBears!
These memory teddy bears are individually planned, cut, sewn, stuffed, hand stitched, buttons chosen, final assembly and personality developed -- each one made especially for you. They can be made from any fabric, could include pictures, verses or names.
Visit Denise's Home of Bellybutton Bears at www.bellybuttonbears.com
Blockfrenzy is a very simple game. You just have to hold onto the red square and not hit any of the blue squares or the side of the board. Very simple ... maybe. Try it at www.blockfrenzy.com "I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car" ... Steven Wright
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