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The Virtual Flea Market
Volume 8 - Number 1
January 13, 2007
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My daughter, the art teacher, will be happy when she learns that the first feature of the 2007 Newsletter Season is about art! In this particular case, it's about YOU being an artist! Would you like to paint your own Jackson Pollack mural? This website will enchance the artist in everyone! Left click and hold mouse down-it will change colors. Visit jacksonpollock.org. For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these mergers in 2007: Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! and finally, Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? The answer is below. Victoria Luarian Otto Have you even tried Victorian Laurels fabulous fragrance? In June of 2001, we searched the web for any perfume with a "Victorian themed" name. We wanted to add the most exquisitely feminine product to our Victorian online store. I could not find anything remotely suitable so I went directly to the source. I called a perfumery on the east coast and asked the big question: Do you have any perfumes with a Victorian name? The answer was no, but I can send you some samples and you can name it whatever you'd like. About two months later after an extended selection process with trials on many consenting adults, we had our own exclusive scent. Victorian Laurels cannot be found in department stores under any name. It is made and sold exclusively to us. Our supplier perfumery uses nothing but the finest American and European oils. The fragrance we have chosen is light and feminine and oh so Victorian. So if you would like to experience the luxury of your very own "exclusive scent", (friends will ask but you don't have to reveal your secret), visit our website at Victorian Laurels. Wait for the carousel to stop, and get off! |
Visit the 2007 QFLEA White Sale. Mainely Twigs Valentine's Day Wreaths! Red heart wreaths for your special someone. A unique gift that will say "I love you" for many years at mainelytwigs.com. Country Critters And More January White Sale, hand crafted country chenille, white rabbits and bears, or country cloth dolls. In comment box type: White Sale Treats from the45th Parallel Come on over and see what's sweet at Treats from the45th Parallel Country Meadow Creations Handcrafted & Decorative Soaps. Join our newsletter to hear about our member-only specials. Mention QFLEA when ordering to receive a free gift! Beloved Embroidery After Christmas Specials! Hurry while supplies last. Look on our Monthly Specials page for details. VintageStuff4U Visit us to browse or acquire guaranteed quality collectibles. Join our newsletter and receive a free ebook about the many ways to find, save and earn money. A Frayed Knot Offering wonderfully warm and thick crocheted granny square afghans to cuddle up with on those cold nights. Candy Gift Boutique Want to find a unique gift to send your loved one? Candy Gift Boutique offers candy and cookie bouquets for every occasion. KnD`S Gifts Bring in the New Year with New additions to your Home Decor, Use Coupon Code : qflea . For A discount off your purchase Good Until January 31, 2007. Rockwell Collector Plates Rockwell Plates - Complete your Rockwell plate collections today. We invite you to browse our store for "just the right" image. MIB and priced right. Thanks! Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us! ... Dan Quayle. |